Getting a loan

Thank you my dear Qatar for offering me a loan of around 1.2m QR to build a house on my land. Thank you for that land as well! However I’m disappointed at the moment. While my father entered the necessary municpality to get the document to get this loan, he was told that a new law was in place and that I had to be married to get this loan. Dum DUM DUM. Married?
For a moment I thought, “Hmmm, do I have any friends that would marry me for a week?”. I shrugged the thought off. Now the government gives us this land to build a home to raise our family. So let’s try to play a game called “What happens?”.
I go to Mr. LandCruiser.
“Sir, I really love your daughter and I would like you to give me permission to marry her.”
“What can you offer her? Do you have a home to take care of her in?”
“No I don’t, but I thought we could live in a flat while I got a loan.”
“So you’re going to put my precious daughter in some flat and get into debt from day 1?”
No no, that’ll never work out. In our culture a home is the standard. To raise a family in a flat is not.
Let’s say Mr. LandCruiser said yes. Alright, I’m now in my 9,000 QR flat; she’s got standards after all. Luckily, in this scenario, I make 20k a month (The average is much lower and no that’s not my salary, but I’m just giving a general idea here). So 9k goes on the flat leaving me with 11k. It’s 3k on bills and utilities. 8k left. I need to give her at least 2k for herself as spending money. 6k left. 3k goes back to paying the mortgage. 3k left. Food is around 1-2k now. 1k left. I’ve got 1k… to live on… that means no business for me. Nothing.
How can a person survive on just that if he’s going to have a very good life. Yes, I can live on 1k left over. I can. But why am I forced to have just 1k? Add to the fact that the 1.2m will only cover a third of my property building and I would need a loan from the bank which I’d need to pay back at a rate of 8% which equates to around 14k a month if spread on 30 years and I’m screwed!
What if I had prior commitments? What if I took a mortgage on a property to invest in.
There is no way that this can work!
The story isn’t finished. My father exploded in the man’s face. “Who made this stupid law?!” The man behind the desk smiles and points to a picture of the Emir. My father is VERY angry now. He replies, “You’re saying that the man who has brought this country development, the man who has given us free water, electricity, and land, the man who has given the Qatari people so much, is now trying to take something away from us? Don’t you EVER say anything bad about my King again”. By now, that man is cowering. He’s speechless.
The solution is to get as many Qataris as possible to write in and show how this new law has affected them. I’d suggest to expats that you get all your Qatari friends to do that by the way, if more Qataris need to rent, guess what? Rent goes up. Hint. Hint.
Alright. Let’s look back at this post. Humour? Check. Seriousness? Check. Sympathy? Check. Loyalty? Check. Fear? Check. Good, you’ve now experienced a Mr. Q emotional ride ^_^











